1 Pathan ne
1 cow ki kiss li
phir toba karne laga k zehan main shetan agaye tha
usi waqt shetan agaya:Oye ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zahen main bhi nai thi

Ishq hai to izhar bhi hona chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakal se bemaar bhi hona chaheye
yaadon se kehdo 1 din ki chutti de do
aakhir ishq mai ITWAAR bhi hoa chaheye

U And me went to a wishwell,I bent down,threw a coin and made a wish..U bent down a little more and fell ito the well..I shouted OH god,IT really works!

Zindagi milti hai 1 bar,
Maut milti hai 1 bar,
iqrar hota hai 1 bar,
Pyaar hota hai 1 bar,
jab hota hai sab kuch 1 bar
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pHir q light jaati hai bar bar..?

Group of elephants were sittig on street.
A gorgeous female elephat passes..
GUESS WHAT?
loafer elephant said:
WOW..What a figure “3600-2400-3600

Pathan : proposing a girl
“darling kya tum hum se shadi karega”.

pathan : baji kya aap hum se shadi farmayega ?

KASH TUM MUJHEY SEY
1 BAR KAHO TUM KO
MUJHE SEY PIYAR HO GIYA
WADEY WAFFA IQRAR KERO
TUM KO MUJHE SEY PIYAR HO GIYA

IK RAAT HUI BARSAT BOHAT,
MAIN ROYA SARI RAAT BOHAT…..
HAR GHAM THA ZAMAANAY KA LAKIN,
MAIN TANHA THA USS RAAT BOHAT…..
PHIR AANKH SE EK SAWAN BARSA,
JAB SEHAR HOI TO KHIYAL AYA….
WO BAADAL KITNA TANHA THA………
JO BARSA SARI RAT BOHAT…

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Khushi de aapko
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Doosri KIRAn haddi day
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Teesri tandurasti
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ChHoti kamyabi
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Bass ab ziada nahi,Phir garmi lag jaye gi appko!
GOOD MORNING!!

Teacher asks children,
What do u wish to b in future?
Ahmed: I want 2 b pilot
amir: i want 2 b doctor
tania: i want 2 b good mother
kashif: i wat 2 help tania